Looking for a Creative New Way to Say 'Nothing'

A lot of people will ask me what is new in my life.  Well, maybe not just me; I'm under the impression it's just a common ice-breaker that people use on everyone.  

Well, let's see.  I'm at the same job and the same apartment.  I'm not dating anyone new.  I still have the same group of friends for the most part.   There haven't been any major changes within my family.  (Honestly, a lot of this falls into the 'no news is good news' category.)  So, what does that leave?

Yep, you guessed it.  When people ask me what is new, I talk about THIS BLOG.  Which is probably less exciting than what these people are hoping for.  But what's a gal to do?  

(I'm taking suggestions for new hobbies as we speak.)