Showing posts with label Internet. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Internet. Show all posts

Thursday, August 4, 2011

People Who Treat Google Like a Magic 8 Ball



Funny experiment.

Start typing 'Will I Ever' into google....

Some of the autofills are absolutely ridiculous:

--Will I ever find love
--Will I ever get married
--Will I ever be good enough

Other amusing searches:

--What is the meaning of life
--What is the meaning of love
--Do I love him
--Do I look good
--Am I going crazy

Dear searchers - I do know that it can feel like the source of all information at times....however, I think this may have gone a step too far.  Is it that someone thought, per se, that some knowing being out there published accurate information on whether or not said someone would find love, and it was really just a matter of finding this information on the internet?  Actually, it appears, quite a few someones may have had this thought.

Or, perhaps, more logically, someone was dealing the frustrations of wondering about one of said topics and was looking for some articles on the subject of how to cope, or to perhaps to see if there are others out there who feel the same way.

I'm sticking with my first theory.  Does google have any good information on what the future holds for Jaime?!  Has anyone ever been guilty of one of said googles?  Has anyone found anything good?  Any other good ones my dear readers can think of?!   Your thoughts!?

Monday, October 25, 2010

Something I Wish I Knew More About...

...web design, computers, technology, html (whatever that is), C++ (again), javascript (i like coffee), programming, etc.  Is there anywhere in the Chicagoland area to take a class on this?  Just basic stuff.  You know, like 'for dummies', if you will?  I have tried to research this matter and I've been unsuccessful in my findings (some might suggest I would need a class in researching matters on the internet, but those who know me decently might disagree).  Can anyone help?

Monday, August 31, 2009

A New Way of Life....

So, as most of my readers know, I recently moved. Very recently. As in this past weekend.

Anyhow. That is partially my excuse for not blogging. I had to pack up, move all the stuff to the new apt, clean out the old apartment, unpacking the stuff in the new apartment (well, this hasn't been done yet).

Today was a milestone. Today I got internet, cable, and, for the first time in my life, DVR. I've been told my life will be forever revolutionized.

On the "To Buy" list - plates, bowls, utensils, food, a couch, a rug, a table, a bathmat, a shower curtain...hey, this is my first time living alone.

Anyhow. So far, so good. Pretty soon, I'll be back to my normal blogging habits. Stay tuned.

P.S. A certain unnamed building management company better give me and my roommate at least 90% of our security deposit back...or ELSE.
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