Ok - first let me say this story is not safe for work (or moms - sorry Mom).
Recently, one of my good friends told a story about how she met a guy at a party, began kissing him, and suddenly, out of the blue, he was naked. This amused me - and I can honestly say I had a similar experience once.
I was hanging out with a group of people. There was a guy who was there - a friend of a friend. We'd met a couple times before; we seemed to be hitting it off. He was cute and he definitely seemed like a nice guy - maybe a little on the shy side. Soon we were sitting in his room, kissing. It was all fairly innocent and had only been going on a short time, when, out of the blue, he suddenly stands up and strips down, stark naked.
Under normal circumstances, I would have bolted. However, he definitely didn't seem aggressive or crazy - just maybe a little bit of a confused nice guy. That, and I was kind of in shock at several aspects of the situation.
He seemed to be looking at me with expecting eyes. Was he looking for me to comment on what I was seeing? Or maybe for me to follow in (un)suit? I think I just sat there with my jaw dropped (which, in hindsight, might not have been the best move). The only thing I seemed to be able to muster was the one observation I made during the escapade.
'You don't wear underwear?'
'Uh...I guess...no.'
At that point, I think I started to giggle - and perhaps having a girl giggle whilst being in the presence of his naked body was too much for him to take, so as quickly as it all came off, it all went back on. He then sat back down next to me and tried to pick up where he left off - casually kissing me. However - needless to say, the mood got a little thrown and things ended pretty quickly.
As I said earlier, recently, a good friend had a similar situation. Is this typical amongst some guys? Do men think this is a good move? Maybe something like 'chicks dig this move'? Has anyone else had a similar experience? Please, do share. Is it a good move for a girl to randomly suddenly - oh, don't even bother answering that.
Recently, one of my good friends told a story about how she met a guy at a party, began kissing him, and suddenly, out of the blue, he was naked. This amused me - and I can honestly say I had a similar experience once.
I was hanging out with a group of people. There was a guy who was there - a friend of a friend. We'd met a couple times before; we seemed to be hitting it off. He was cute and he definitely seemed like a nice guy - maybe a little on the shy side. Soon we were sitting in his room, kissing. It was all fairly innocent and had only been going on a short time, when, out of the blue, he suddenly stands up and strips down, stark naked.
Under normal circumstances, I would have bolted. However, he definitely didn't seem aggressive or crazy - just maybe a little bit of a confused nice guy. That, and I was kind of in shock at several aspects of the situation.
He seemed to be looking at me with expecting eyes. Was he looking for me to comment on what I was seeing? Or maybe for me to follow in (un)suit? I think I just sat there with my jaw dropped (which, in hindsight, might not have been the best move). The only thing I seemed to be able to muster was the one observation I made during the escapade.
'You don't wear underwear?'
'Uh...I guess...no.'
At that point, I think I started to giggle - and perhaps having a girl giggle whilst being in the presence of his naked body was too much for him to take, so as quickly as it all came off, it all went back on. He then sat back down next to me and tried to pick up where he left off - casually kissing me. However - needless to say, the mood got a little thrown and things ended pretty quickly.
As I said earlier, recently, a good friend had a similar situation. Is this typical amongst some guys? Do men think this is a good move? Maybe something like 'chicks dig this move'? Has anyone else had a similar experience? Please, do share. Is it a good move for a girl to randomly suddenly - oh, don't even bother answering that.
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hahaha. love it!
lol Love it too!!
Who doesn't wear underwear? Let me guess, he doesn't live with his mother and is too lazy to wash his own clothes so he didn't have any clean underwear left and that's why he wasn't wearing any.
In the middle of kissing, I once had a guy stop and say, "Let's take your clothes off!" And, he was immediately trying to strip me. It's the opposite of your story. It was like being accosted by my Cambodian tailor except that he was German, and I TOTALLY cared that he saw me naked--"Hey buddy! Knock it off! We've only been casually kissing for three minutes!" He looked positively shocked. "Huh? I thought that you were into me..." he tried to croon in his German accent, and at that point I was imagining Hans and Franz from SNL--"We want to PUMP you UP!" My clothes stayed on, and he didn't get off. sigh...I felt good about it. Still do.
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