Some Thoughts on Paula Abdul

She's really pretty.

She might be batshit crazy.  But she's really pretty.  I hope she gets it together. 

Natalie Portman

Is it just me, or does Natalie Portman seem, well, PERFECT?  Oscar winning actress.  Beautiful.  Harvard education.  Humanitarian.  Great relationship with her parents.  Vegetarian.  Never gets in trouble for drug use or drunken stupidity like a lot of her peers.  I feel like whenever I see or hear any review of her, it's simply singing her praises for her brilliance.

I want to know her dirty secret (or two).  I am sure she has one.   If anyone knows something bad about Natalie Portman, please send it my way.  Thanks.

What other celebrities seem perfect?

American Idol, Season 10

All I know so far is Jennifer Lopez can go on a list that's been spoken of before on my blog before....

I hope this can restart her career.  At this point, does the word 're' still belong in that sentence?

Shania Twain

Shania Twain.

Why?

You know.

More Goodies From Cosmo

So I was reading Cosmo this morning on the train in to work - there was a brief snippet on how three men's magazines came out with a list of 100 hot women, and it then went on to feature the 29 women who hit all three lists.

I think my readers know what is coming at this point....

Heidi Klum (I can't believe I forgot her on earlier lists!)

Maria Menounos

Emma Watson (Editor's sidenote:  WHO?)

Where might I be able to find a list of 100 men?  Maxim?  Men's Health?

Completely Useless, But...

Gorgeous! And, while we're talking about beautiful women, not to be forgotten....



Maybe I need to do the speed dating after all to get back on track with men....

Another One I Just Don't See it With....

Jessica Alba. Sorry, Jess, I just don't see it. Not bad looking; just not smokin' hot. Again, not bitter or jealous....


See it.


Totally see it.