Sarah Palin Lookalike Contest

So, long story short - there's an upcoming Sarah Palin lookalike contest.  See here.

Anyhow - I was super excited and ready to enter (despite the fact that proceeds are going to the teabaggers and all).

Anyhow - huge disappointment.  I did some more research.  This is being hosted at the Admiral strip club.  It looks as though the Palin lookalike contest will be, uh, a normal night at the venue.  In other words - no one would notice the nice detailing of my flag pin.

Sigh.   I don't think I can bring myself to do it.  There must be another outlet for my Sarah Palin-esque talent.

Please send any ideas of said outlet my way.