Things Men Actually Say

While we're on the subject of online dating debacles....


Here's a message I received:

If all someone with a disability wanted for their birthday was to go on a date with you and you had the chance to help give them that birthday present, would you do it?


Obviously I'm going to go my usual route of 'completely ignore', but I thought maybe some could enjoy this.  The jury is out on whether this was a complete and total joke, or if it was a legitimate attempt at a pickup line.