Send Me Straight Back to Junior High for this one....

(sorry for the terrible quality - it's from a camera phone)

The name of the place is 'The Rockin' Taco' (I have no idea what kind of business this is).  I believe, in the logo, the A is supposed to be a guitar.  However, the name of the business, paired with the outline of the "A"....

I suppose this should be filed under 'really cheap humor'.

Stupid E-mail Forward

My Resimay

To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.
I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole realee seam to reespond too me well. Certain men and all the ladies.

I no my spelling is not too good but find that I Offen can get a job wit my persinalety..
My salerery is open so we kin discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I kin start emeditely. Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

Bubba

PS: Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.




Employer's response:
Dear Bubba,

It's OK, Honey, we've got spell check.
See you Monday!


Editor's Sidenote: I recently had to let my copy editor go. Perhpas Bubba could take over - although it's not a paying position.

The Kid from the Colorado Hot Air Balloon

That's what you get for building a homemade flying saucer in your backyard.

Laugh of the Day

It came from an email forward...you've probably all seen it before....

A little known fact....

The first testicular guard "Cup" was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974.

It took 100 years for men to realize that the brain is also important.

Editor's sidenote: I personally believe they were already protecting what they think with....

I Love the Pharmaceutical Industry's Sense of Humor

If the light stays on for more than four hours, call an electrician immediately.

Jessie! No! Those Pills are Dangerous!

So, I have an unnamed friend who is a high school math teacher.  This past week, said teacher was working a problem with her students from her text book.  In the problem, there were two plants and a sprinkler - the object of the problem was to figure out where to place the sprinkler between the plants in order to make sure they both get the same amount of water. 

The name of the problem was "Equally Wet".

The problem appeared on, you guessed it, page 69.

I gotta give props to whoever edited this textbook.  He or she really had a strong appreciation for how the minds of high school students work.  

Riddle

Q:  How many roommates does it take to change a lightbulb?

A:  2

Q:  How long does it take said roommates to change said bulb?

A:  45 minutes

An Emily-style Joke

My poor attorney friend Rachel from dance class was hit by a car while walking down the street in our neighborhood! And I thought I had bad car luck! Not sure if you read this Rachel - but I, as well as all of Visceral Dance Studio, hope you get well soon! It's no fun not carpoolin'! I have no one to review the dance with on the way home this way.

Bad joke inspired by said event:

What do you call hitting an attorney with a car?

Cutting out the middle man.