An Emily-style Joke

My poor attorney friend Rachel from dance class was hit by a car while walking down the street in our neighborhood! And I thought I had bad car luck! Not sure if you read this Rachel - but I, as well as all of Visceral Dance Studio, hope you get well soon! It's no fun not carpoolin'! I have no one to review the dance with on the way home this way.

Bad joke inspired by said event:

What do you call hitting an attorney with a car?

Cutting out the middle man.