A Little Fourth Grade Humor....

An intersection in NYC.  For no particular reason.  No big deal.

Send Me Straight Back to Junior High for this one....

(sorry for the terrible quality - it's from a camera phone)

The name of the place is 'The Rockin' Taco' (I have no idea what kind of business this is).  I believe, in the logo, the A is supposed to be a guitar.  However, the name of the business, paired with the outline of the "A"....

I suppose this should be filed under 'really cheap humor'.

Noticeably Absent....

Anonymous.

Where have you been? Did the holiday season get the better of you? Is the year off to a rough start? There have not been many blogments...this saddens me. Did you make a resolution to only read high quality intellectual pieces on the internet, like Perez Hilton? Did my blog not make the cut? Was there some offensive material on my blog? Was there some offensive material on Emily's blog, and I was found guilty by association?

Please come back. I have never been good at 'getting people back' - if you will, I'm often times way too stubborn...but in this very special instance, anon, I want you to know there's a big fat olive branch with your name on it.

The Kid from the Colorado Hot Air Balloon

That's what you get for building a homemade flying saucer in your backyard.

If You Are Easily Offended....

It's been brought to my attention that my blog and the strong opinions on it and can be potentially offensive to some of my readers - perhaps, to anyone who has any thoughts or feelings about politics or relationships.

I do realize this. However, I kind of think that's a part of my blog's allure (IF it has one). So, I'll be watering the blog down around the same time Jay Mariotti, Howard Stern and Ann Coulter decide to water it down.

I certainly don't want to offend my readers, ever. I love my readers. I love my readers more than you have any idea.

So, I'm sorry to those I've offended (maybe). Well, I'm sorry if people felt offended. I realize anyone who believes in living together before marriage or anyone who likes Obama or McCain or Bush or anyone who's a lawyer will probably be offended at some point. But I don't know that I'm actually sorry I said what I said. And I don't know that I won't say it again in the future.

Someone got offended about an Obama joke. Someone got offended about Kleenex. My mom thinks I offended Ana by making fun of her for using quotation marks.

I'm sorry. Sorta. But doesn't it just make you wanna come back for more?

Please feel free to disagree with me in the comments section with the same volume with which I opine. I eagerly await some strong words.